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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 00:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Next, they tried...

Weekend Box Office: LILO & STITCH KO’s KARATE KID LEGENDS - boxofficepro.com

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Three Seconds of Strength Training a Day Is All It Takes to Build Muscle Without Spending Hours at the Gym: Here’s How to Do It - The Daily Galaxy

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Recently, I cleared my JP Morgan coding round. Next, I received mail for a video interview. What kind of questions are asked in this round? How do I prepare myself?

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

While on the surface of the moon, why isn’t the Apollo 11 spacesuit inflated like a balloon from the 3.7 psi internal pressure?

Still no good.

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

‘Strawberry Moon’ June 2025: See The Lowest Full Moon Since 2006 - Forbes

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

iOS 26 Could Bring Sleep Detection, Camera Controls, and New Gestures to AirPods - MacRumors

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What are the signs of covert narcissistic abuse that most people miss?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?

Still no good

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Why do so many people suddenly think it's acceptable to continue to live with their parents into adulthood?