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09.06.2025 00:38

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Next, they tried...
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Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What are the signs of covert narcissistic abuse that most people miss?
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
Still no good
So they tried
Thumbs down again.